Copyright: ©1995 NetWorld Publishing. All Rights Reserved.
Citation: ©1995 NetWorld Publishing. All Rights Reserved.


Contents

The following Help Topics are available:

Introduction to The NetWorld Purity Test

Purity Test Instructions

Purity Test Section Descriptions

Button Bar Description

Warranty and Copyright

For Help on Help, Press F1


Introduction to The NetWorld Purity Test

A purity test is a questionnaire to measure how corrupt you are in terms of sex, drugs, alcohol and morals. It was Orson Welles who said, "Civilization was built to impress our girlfriends." Well, I personally think that impress would be the wrong verb so sex, naturally, is the most important part of the test.

This is a fairly long test consisting of around five hundred questions. It starts out tame and gets progressively worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint) as it questions your experiences on a variety of topics. Each questions allows you to answer yes or no. When you are done (either after all the questions or when you feel like it) you may check your score to see how you are doing.

It should be mentioned that this program is an adaptation of several public domain text files that are floating around on the Internet. We are offering it as freeware to try and introduce our company and line of shareware to you. We hope you enjoy it.

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Button Bar Description

Home                Exit                 Score             Left                 Right           NetWorld       Help

Home: This button brings you to the Contents screen.

Exit: This button exits the program.

Score: This button brings you to the Score and Rankings Screen.

Left: This button brings you to the previous page.

Right: This button brings you to the next page.

NetWorld: This button accesses NetWorld Publishing's Catalog.

Help: This button accesses the help file.


Instructions

On loading the program, the user will first see the title screen. There are two options they may access on this screen.

1. The OK button will begin the program.

2. The NetWorld Info button will access information about NetWorld Publishing.

Clicking on the OK button with your mouse will display the Contents screen.

From here you may either click on any of the subject buttons to access a specific section or you may click on the right arrow button in the button bar to access the next screen.

On each subject screen you will find a list of questions (e.g. Ever had sex?).  For each one, please consider it as the question, Have you ever...  Remember that it doesn't matter if you have thought about it or would like to do it, only if you have done it.

On each subject screen, click yes or no for each question you answer. The program will automatically keep track of your answers. After you are finished with each screen you may click on the right arrow button to go to the next screen, click on the Score button to view your current score or click on the Home button to go back to the contents screen.

If you return to a section for a second time, you will find all the answers blank like you found it the first time.

Definitions

All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is considered not standing and void.

The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating you AND/OR you masturbating someone else, not exclusively both at the same time.

We would also like to define having sex in the homosexual case; homosexual sex has occurred when both partners are of the same sex and one of the partners has an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of both partners.

We would now like to bring to your attention that there is no passing nor failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about getting a high score... even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.

ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT.


Purity Test Section Descriptions

Platonic Relations. 19 Questions.

For this section, if you are mostly a:

 heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of the OPPOSITE gender.

 homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of YOUR OWN gender.

 5050 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of the OPPOSITE gender.

Autoerotica and Monosexualism. 51 Questions.

Although this section is termed Autoerotica and monosexualism, the events herein still count even if you are with someone else at the time.It was so named because these activities, like the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) are predominantly solo events.

Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Matters. 61 Questions

This section has a series of question on legal matters and various ethical matters that don't fit in other categories.

Drugs. 43 Questions.

This section has a series of question on drugs and drug use.

Non Platonic Relations. 63 Questions.

For this section, it you are mostly a:

 heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is someone of the OPPOSITE gender.

  homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of your OWN gender.

 5050 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of the OPPOSITE gender.

Non Primary Choice Relations. 39 questions.

This section of the test deals with whether you have done things with people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this section of the test, if you are mostly a:

 heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of your  OWN gender.

 homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is someone of the OPPOSITE gender.

 5050 confirmed bisexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the word "someone" or "partner", is to be someone of your OWN gender.

Alternate Choices. 26 questions.

For any of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it is something that you do as an alternative to other sexual gratifications or as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means of sexual gratification. In other words, have you done it in a serious basis? Trying it a few times to see what it's like does not count.

Group Sexual Relations. 27 questions.

This section relates to what you have or have not done. Accordingly, the group of people of which we are speaking are of both genders. In questions where groups of people are concerned, there must be at least one person in the group who is of the opposite gender.

Non sentient objects. 62 questions.

This section measures your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to actions and events which occurred while you were alone, as well as those which occurred while you were with someone else.

Locality. 33 questions.

This section tries to figure out how many places you have done it. It applies only to those situations in which you were with someone else.

Style. 76 questions.

This section has a series of question on not only whether you have had sex, but how you have had sex.


Warranty and Copyright

This document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air Force Avionics Laboratory.The views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted as representing the official policies, either expressed or implied, of the Defense Advanced Projects Agency or the US Government. Neither should it be interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually performed any of the actions contained herein.

Disclaimer of Liability

The user of this test acknowledges that sex is a hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgment at all times; that partners' conditions vary constantly and are greatly affected by weather changes and previous use; and that dirty sheets, variations in terrain and bed surfaces, spouses/pimps/managers, forest growth, rocks and debris, clothed obstacles, and many other natural and manmade obstacles and hazards, including other users and customers, exist throughout the bedroom area. Personal managers (pimps/spouses) and sadomasochistic operations and equipment are constantly in use and may be hazardous to those not copulating in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in injury can happen at any time, even to those copulating in control with proper sexual equipment. Inherent risks are part of the sport and may exist within your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the user of this test agrees to copulate in control and within the limits of his/her ability, and further acknowledges and accepts these hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or damage to property which might result from use of the partner's facilities.

As a further condition of being permitted to use the facilities of your partner, the customer understands and agrees that: (1) in the event of a transfer of use by another or anything else in the management's opinion is misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be revoked without refund; (2) the partner is the property of the harem and, upon request s/he must be presented to any authorized representative of the pimp/spouse; (3) sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate. Your sexual partner is not transferable; see Theft of Services, V.S.A., sections 2581 and 2582.

II. Warranty Information

We hope that you have enjoyed this test. It does not come with a warranty, nor does it guarantee that it will get you laid or make you somehow somewhat better in bed or the haystack. The makers of this test are not responsible for any liabilities or damages resulting from this test, including but not limited to paternity suits. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.

Do not open back panel; no user serviceable parts inside.

Propagate (this test) at will, even without the written permission of the publisher; just don't edit or change it. In reproducing this test, the authors of this test may exercise droit de seigneur over you, your immediate family, or fiance(e). You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from state to state (i.e. inebriated, ecstasy).

 Not recommended for children under twelve. Parental guidance discouraged and frowned upon. Pencils, additional paper, and batteries not included. Some assembly may be required. Does not come with any other figures.